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In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra
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Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend.

Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research that on the surface seems goofy but is often surprisingly practical. And now Bodnar has brought the eBra to the public; purchase one online for just $29.95.

"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/ ... emove-bra/

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I don’t think it’s a matter of “is it coming.” I think that it’s already here, it’s just a matter of perspective. From one perspective, our frog friends are telling us that we should be grateful that the “spa” is hot and luxurious. From the cook’s perspective… another 10 minutes and we’ll be dinner.


Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:12 am
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Post Re: In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra
sheesh only a boob would wear that


Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:53 am
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Post Re: In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra
But wait ! There's more ! Buy now and we'll also send the Emergency Jockey Strap. In an emergency, just take it off, and... oh crap ! ...THAT won't fly... um- back to the drawing board.
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:57 am
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Post Re: In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra
And since they are all " double barrel " two people could wear one. That will be of more interest to some than others.

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:15 pm
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wire....try an idea with a condom...

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I don’t think it’s a matter of “is it coming.” I think that it’s already here, it’s just a matter of perspective. From one perspective, our frog friends are telling us that we should be grateful that the “spa” is hot and luxurious. From the cook’s perspective… another 10 minutes and we’ll be dinner.


Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:02 pm
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nope, not me, maybe wt

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:07 pm
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Condom ? How would that work ? I don't get it.

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